ThE FIsH BOwL

Dear BYU 6th Ward,

Today in the paper copy of "ThE FIsH BOwL" I made an egregious mistake. You see I published to basically the entire ward that Emily Hadlock had written the article entitled "[Dis]Advantages". However, it was, in fact, Emily Young who so eloquently penned that fabulous article.

And Emily: A thousand pardons, and many apologies. Please don't sue me.

Take Love,
Launa Marie

S209—

1.Superposition: The Ultimate Dating Position.
i.e. 45 degree, eye contact, gesture dance

2. Uniformitarianism: going for men in i.e. Firefighters , Missionaries

3. Relative Dating: dating a cousin or other relative
i.e. Don’t do it

4. Inclusions: Dating all sorts of boys so everyone feels included
i.e. Pre-mi’s , Superheroes, Cavemen, etc.

5. Numerical Dating: Dating [boys] for their nice car or large bank account
i.e. “Do we seriously need to explain this!”

6. Cross-Cutting Relationships: two dates--one night
i.e. Work it!

7. Fossil Succession: Quick Burial of Dead Relationships

8. Original Horizontality: rehash of evening to roommies
i.e. Pillow talk

9. Radiometric Dating: When chemistry and MFHD come together.
i.e. Fireworks

10. Parent isotope: What comes after dating and marriage

11. Daughter Isotope: What comes after dating and Marriage

Today is Helen Keller’s birthday. Although she was born healthy, she was left deaf and blind by illness at an early age. She then spent the next seven years almost completely isolated from the world.

Eventually, Helen Keller was able to learn to communicate through a modified sign language. She became the first deafblind person to graduate with a Bachelor of Arts. Ever. She then spent most of her life as an activist for the downtrodden and the disadvantaged. Helen Keller was once trapped by disadvantages but she spent her life helping to free others.

Heavenly Father gives all of us trials. We all know this, we live it everyday. Sometimes the disadvantages he gives us, or allows us to have, seem crippling. Don’t let yourself be crippled by what seems to be a disadvantage. Helen Keller used her experience of being disenfranchised by her own senses to help others who were also disenfranchised. She turned her disadvantage into an advantage. God gives us trials in order to help us find the capacity to turn our disadvantages into advantages and help others do the same. Today, remember Helen Keller and her (dis)advantages.

Looking for a local place to go for a special occasion? How about looking for somewhere to get some good eats on a date? What about just a night out on the town or a night in with friends? For one of Provo’s finest locales and a restaurant for any season, check out Brick Oven found on 800 North and 200 East.

Voted as having the “Best Pizza in Utah Valley” and the “#1 Family restaurant” from Provo International Cuisine, Brick Oven has been around since the 50s and serves a large selection of sensational salads, a phenomenal pasta bar, savory sandwiches, as well as a vast assortment of mouthwatering pizzas, from a simple premium cheese to the exquisite Garlic Chicken or Chicken Artichoke, (a personal favorite).

Priced around an average of $9 per person, and found within walking distance of campus, as well as a delivery service offering delectable food in the comfort of your own living room, this is a BYU treasure that serves up more than just pizza, but sides of good times and memorable moments.

A Theater Near You-Few sequels live up to their predecessor, and trilogies almost never bode well for franchises who have run their course, run out of story, and run into the ground. When I heard my friends at Disney/Pixar were planning a third Toy Story movie, I will admit I was slightly skeptical. As the world’s biggest Disney fanatic, and a fan of Buzz, Woody and the gang since the beginning, I worried that fresh ideas would be few, and my beloved characters would be dashed by run of the mill mediocrity. I am proud to say however that this is not the case.

The movie opens with an adrenaline packed train robbery re-enacting nostalgic memorable moments from the first film. We follow Andy as he ages, and prepares to leave for college. As the toys prepare for the worst, a series of mishaps land them in a daycare where the toys confront, hyperactive three year olds, an embittered villainous bear, (who smells like strawberries), and the truthful realization that Andy still loves them.

Without giving away too much, I can tell you that there is an escape attempt nothing less than exceptional, comedic moments second to none, and an ending that didn’t leave a single dry eye in the theatre. Hands down this is one of the best trilogies and it exceptionally soars to “Infinity and Beyond.”

Manti, UT- “In memory of our God, [and] our religion.” Moroni’s declaration came to life at the 44th Mormon Miracle Pageant. 900 cast members, 600 of which were under the age of 18, told the intertwining stories of Joseph Smith and the Restoration, the coming forth and message of the Book of Mormon, and the pioneer trek west to Utah. The theme was “We demonstrate our love for Heavenly Father, Jesus Christ, and our fellow men by serving in the Mormon Miracle Pageant.” Costumed Joseph Smiths, Nephites, and Lamanites mingled with the audience before the show. There could not have been a better stage with the breathtaking Manti Temple as the backdrop and a clear starry night sky overhead. As the lights shifted to set the stage, the announcer invited the audience to consider their place within the story and the events that have molded their lives. Ponder those same questions. Also, the pageant shows from June 22-26, if you are interested in seeing this spectacular pageant.

Campus Plaza Pool-The scantily (yet modestly) clad. Snack food. Feel-good movie. Really, what more does a party need? Nothing, and last night’s pool party had all of these things and more.

Ostensibly to celebrate the return of a certain Adam Humes (whose manly lumberjack beard is either impressive, frightening or both), Paul Petty’s party was water themed, with pool-side Goldfish snacks, and the Pixar new classic Finding Nemo. Because this is a well-known, well-loved movie, most people knew most of the words, and as Jordan Moody pointed out, listening to Marie Lewis quote and re-quote the movie was almost as entertaining as the movie. BTW Marie does a fab Dory impression.

Other than Pixar-induced warm fuzzies and liquid frolicking, my favorite part was when the wind blew the screen into the pool. No harm done, but isn’t it fun to watch people scramble in mild panic? But maybe that’s just me…

Anyways. It was a rip-roaring good time, with late-comers (Sarah June, Marcelo, and Jeff), some crashers (that red-headed girl from the third floor whose name I don’t know even though I see her everyday) and lots of friends. If you missed out, don’t worry, I’m sure more pool-front bonding will happen eventually.

Hands… As human beings we rely on our hands daily. With hands we have he ability to move and act. And with hands, great cities have been built, mountains have been moved, friendships have formed, truces have been called and worlds without number have been created. In this most recent General Conference, President Uchtdorf gave a talk entitled “You Are My Hands.” It made me reflect on how much our hands can show the love our Savior showed before, during and even after His mortal ministry. President Uchtdorf mentioned that “as we emulate His perfect example, our hands can become His hands, our eyes His eyes, our heart His heart.” The more we can embrace, comfort and learn to serve other as the Savior does, the more we can become even as He is, and can look forward to His outstretched arms waiting to embrace us when our tenure on earth is through.

S204-In what started off as a healthy prefix to Glee episodes, now has naturally evolved into a social event bringing friends together for tasty fruit concoctions. Anna Johnson, residing in S204, just enjoyed watching Glee with her sister, and they would blend up some smoothies to enjoy during their time together. But then friends like Sarah June Carroll decided to enter the fray and bring some more fruit-based fun. As more and more people became interested, things got a little expensive for Anna. “I was spending over 10 dollars just for these smoothies ever week.” Soon this changed though when the idea came out to have friends bring fruit of their own. Now we have blends that no one can agree on the exact taste. “I think there’s mostly grapes and raspberries” said Jenny Bentley. I personally tasted strawberries and citrus. No matter what the taste though, everyone enjoys being there. “I thoroughly enjoyed the smoothie,” said Doug Clark, our ward’s famous soccer player. This explosion of frutastic flavors maybe on its next evolution, thanks to Brian Thrap, Last Smoothie Tuesday he made milk shakes. So everyone come this Tuesday between 8-9 pm and see what you can add to this smooth social event.

The Chocolate, Orem-Perhaps not situated in the most picturesque or trendiest part of town, Orem’s The Chocolate is a dessert shop worth visiting. Located at 212 S State Street in a refurnished home, the ambiance is one of estrogen-laced bonding and handholding heart-to-hearts. Downstairs, there are couches and tables perfect for roommate dates, while upstairs there are two-person nooks with tables just wide enough to sneak a little footsie. The desserts are hit-and-miss--sometimes its to-die-for-good, other times, disappointingly pretentious. Nicole Taylor had a slice of “The Velvet,” a rendition of the Waldorf-Astoria’s classic red velvet cake and I had what they called “The Husband,” a yellow cake with milk chocolate ganache icing. The cakes were okay, better when mushed with a fork, actually. However, if you’re looking for reasonably priced ambience and sugar, or hoping to appear sensitive to that redheaded cutie, The Chocolate, for all its gustatory downfalls, is the place to go.

N203-“I am happiest with family and friends, and when I’m outside on a warm day.” For two years though, Marcelo was serving a mission in the rainy Seattle area. While performing missionary work he had the opportunity to taste octopus salsa (“disgusting”) and attempt geoduck (“gooey-duck”) clam digging. The word geoduck is of Native American origin and means “dig deep,” a principle that Marcelo has used throughout life.

Switching majors from Biology to Exercise Science, Marcelo hasn’t taken a semester off in three years. School is “stressful with impossible teachers, ridiculous assignments, and enormous amounts of reading.” Despite the frustration, he has “dug deep” within himself to work towards his goal of finishing school and being settled in life. Marcos, Marcelo’s fraternal twin brother, would describe Marcelo as “genuine, honest, trustworthy, and someone you can count on to always follow through.” Seth Brodrick, Marcelo’s roommate says, “He’s mortal, that’s what I like about him.” Welcome to the ward Marcelo!

S201-Desiree Gonzalaz isn’t like other people. Now I’m not talking about the fact that she had an epic birthday party last week. Or the fact that she rocks it out on her piano and gets the whole ward to come watch. Those are probably just byproducts.

As a young child Desiree’s mother knew there was something different about her. She was very mature. She admits, classical music isn’t something that most Mexicans go for. But she loved it. As a young child, she had a Russian piano teacher who would often make her feel stupid for not knowing much about piano history. One day Gonzalez told herself, “nobody else will make me feel like I’m ignorant.”

That was one of the turning points in Desiree’s life. From that day on, she spent hours in the library finding out everything she could about piano music. And it shows. She said, “In the piano program I’m always on top. I always know everything: every song, every composer, everything.” And though some of her peers in the piano program might find it somewhat annoying, Desiree’s Russian teacher thinks its great. Gonzalez said, “She tells me I’m her pride.”

But it wouldn’t be fair to say that’s all there is to her. Gonzalez has this whole other side. She said, “I think that I have—not that I’m bipolar—but I think I have two personalities.” She enjoys speaking in English. Gonzales said, “People tell me that they like my accent, but I don’t like it.” She hates shoes in the doorway and pity invites but can’t help but smile when thinking about her Disney Princess coloring book. And if she had three days left to live, Gonzalez says, “I would thank all the people that have helped me in my life. I would go kiss the guy I like and then I would go back to Mexico, and . . . play my favorite song one last time.”

A Book Review of The Looking Glass Wars

Frank Beddor has redefined the world of imagination introduced to us by Lewis Caroll. The Looking Glass Wars is a trilogy of political intrigue, romance, heroism, and dynamic imagination. This is the story of Alyss of Wonderland—how it really happened.

Princess Alyss Heart faces the threat of her life when her Aunt Redd tries to take over the Queendom of Wonderland. Will she and her royal bodyguard, Hatter Madigan, defeat Redd and her feline assassin?

Once you start the first book you won’t be able to put it down until you’ve read the whole trilogy. The titles of these three individual masterpieces are as follows, beginning with the first: The Looking Glass Wars, Seeing Redd, and Arch Enemy. Beddor has created an electrifying tale that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the final conclusion.

Provo--Going to the temple embraces the physical fulfillment of eternal goals. We look to the temple as a source of strength, guidance, and power. We walk through those sacred doors, calming our hearts and our minds, not because of the grandeur of the temple, but in the knowledge that this is the Lord’s house. This is home. There we have the chance to act in Christ’s name, to feel the warmth of pure heavenly love.

My heart has asked why some days I feel so close, and others so distant. The answer lies with purifying my desires. It was then that I felt him walking besides me and lifting my heart and mind upwards to enjoy divine revelation. May we all strive to attend the temple, and there reach with our souls to the source of love we all require to fully live this blessing we call life.

Kiwanis Park—Jell-o is "natural sun block" (Matthew Wyman-18), "sticky, yet satisfying" (Aaron Drollette-23), and "fun to eat, but even more fun to throw" (Becca Flake-19). It seems as though the Skittles marketing campaign has some competition. With Jell-o, not only can you taste the rainbow, you can wear the rainbow.

What started out as a friendly journey to Kiwanis Park, was followed by a ruthless battle between two teams: red/orange Jell-o and green/yellow Jell-o. Representing the red/orange team, Anna Johnson, 20, stated, “We’re going to dominate and there’s nothing green/yellow can do about it.” Competition was intense, but Marcelo, 25, gave an opening safety prayer before the fight.

With bated breath, the two teams watched the first chunk of translucent sugar pierce the air and the battle began. A jumble of red, orange, yellow, and green confetti colored the soldiers. Even the Bishop was not exempt as several people joined forces to bring him down. Jell-o has a way of separating people, but the great thing about Jell-o is that it also brings people closer. Observers at the park may have been skeptical originally, but ended up asking to join. Tianne Stanley, 19, said, “Your ward is awesome, fun, and creative. This was a blast!”



Jenny Johnson said, “The Jell-o fight was absolutely worth it. There was just enough Jell-o that it was fun without being boring and had a refreshing ending” with popsicles and a slip ‘n slide. For those individuals who couldn’t make it, Mike Thornton, 22, wants you to know, “You should have come, because we missed you.”